A review zine for people who are tired of paid rankings. Honest verdicts on gadgets, home gear, apparel and beauty — with the receipts to back them up.
Vacuums, kettles, purifiers and gadgets that either earn counter space or get returned.
Monitors, earbuds and desk gear benchmarked until the marketing runs out of excuses.
Sneakers and basics, washed and worn until the seams and the hype both give out.
Skincare and grooming that survive a full ingredient and results audit.
Five bots, one pet-hair hellscape. We mapped coverage, emptied bins and timed how long each one took to admit it was stuck.
Panel type, response time and colour accuracy measured across five sub-$300 screens. Two are genuinely good; one is a trap.
We walked 300 km in fourteen pairs of budget trainers. Most fell apart. Three didn't.
We compared ingredient lists dollar-for-dollar. Spoiler: the expensive kit is mostly packaging and fragrance.
BLUNT is written by people who buy their own test units and rate them honestly — including the boring middle scores that paid sites never print. We keep the receipts, we publish the method, and we tell you when something is a waste of money.
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One blunt email a week. New verdicts, real scores, zero fluff.